A cop is driving down the freeway when he looks over and spots a granny knitting whilst balancing the steering wheel with her kneesHe pulls alongside the granny, and angrily shouts "pull over!"The granny shouts back, "no, it's a scarf"

I’ve been driving for Uber/Lyft full time for a few months now and my wrists are starting to hurt from turning the steering wheel so much.I think I’m getting Car Pool Tunnel

Someone stole my car’s steering wheelI just can’t handle it anymore.